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MATH JOKES
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
Why should you never argue with decimals?
Decimals always have a point.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
why don’t calculus major throw house parties?
Because they know firsthand that it’s a bad idea to drive and derive.
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
What’s the best place to do math homework?
On a multiplication table.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
Where do mathematicians like to party?
In bar graphs.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
Acute angle.
I've always enjoyed mathematics. It is the most precise and concise way of expressing any idea.
N. R. Narayana Murthy
Mathematics is the most beautiful and most powerful creation of the human spirit.
Stefan Banach
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Naveen Jain
Mathematics as an expression of the human mind reflects the active will, the contemplative reason, and the desire for aesthetic perfection. Its basic elements are logic and intuition, analysis and construction, generality and individuality.
Richard Courant
